{"product_id":"crappy-birthday-card","title":"Crappy Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch3\u003eThe Birthday Card That Won't Shut Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome birthday songs are unforgettable. This one just refuses to end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SONG THAT WON'T QUIT\u003c\/strong\u003e — This funny musical birthday card plays an annoyingly catchy birthday song on repeat. The longer it plays, the better their face gets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BUTTON OF FALSE HOPE\u003c\/strong\u003e — Think the stop button works? Nope. A sneaky 3-second pause makes them think it is finally over. Nice try.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eINNOCENT LOOKS, EVIL INTENTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e — Looks like an ordinary birthday card, but hides a musical prank inside. They will never see it coming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSIGN, SEAL \u0026amp; PRANK\u003c\/strong\u003e — No setup, no fuss. Write your message, slip the card into the included white envelope, and let the chaos begin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy Crappy Birthday Card?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrappy Birthday Card turns a sweet birthday wish into a hilariously annoying prank. Hand it to a friend, coworker or sibling and watch them hunt for an off switch while the song plays on repeat. The fake stop button and the sneaky 3-second pause convince them it is over… until it starts again. Happy birthday. Hope you REALLY like that song!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny birthday cards, birthday pranks, gag gifts, funny birthday gifts, office birthday parties, prank-loving siblings, and that one friend who really deserves a taste of their own medicine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Crappy Birthday Card (Standard Greeting Card Size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 White Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 Pre-installed CR2032 Batteries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret to Stopping the Music:\u003c\/strong\u003e Close and open the card 3 times, then press the button 3 times, holding the final press. But do not tell them right away. Where is the fun in that?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: INGESTION HAZARD.\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains button cell batteries. Death or serious injury can occur if ingested. Seek immediate medical attention if ingested. Keep away from children.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN.delivery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":33017670238285,"sku":"FUNCBC","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0011\/3249\/4900\/files\/FUNCBC_Prank_Singing_Birthday_Card.jpg?v=1772667410","url":"https:\/\/fun.delivery\/products\/crappy-birthday-card","provider":"FUN.delivery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}