{"product_id":"crappy-christmas-card","title":"Crappy Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch3\u003eThe Christmas Card That Will Not Stop Singing!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's better than a Christmas card? One that drives your friends absolutely nuts. It starts with a sweet holiday greeting and ends with them desperately trying to stop the music. Merry Christmas, sucker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHE CHRISTMAS SONG THAT WILL NOT QUIT:\u003c\/strong\u003e It plays on repeat. The longer it plays, the funnier their reactions get.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BUTTON OF FALSE HOPE:\u003c\/strong\u003e The stop button does absolutely nothing. A sneaky 3-second pause makes them think it is over. Nice try!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSIGN, SEAL \u0026amp; PRANK:\u003c\/strong\u003e No setup. Batteries are pre-installed and a white envelope is included. Sign it, seal it, let the holiday chaos begin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy Crappy Christmas Card?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrappy Christmas Card looks like a sweet holiday greeting with a cute winking tree, but surprise! Once your friend opens it, the Christmas music just won't stop! The stop button? Useless. And just when they think it's finally over, a sneaky 3-second pause ends and the music starts AGAIN! With batteries pre-installed and a message inside that says, “May your holiday fun never end,” this hilarious Christmas prank card makes sure the fun really doesn't. Merry Christmas, sucker!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Christmas gifts, White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa gifts, stocking stuffers for adults, office holiday parties, and that friend who has been on your naughty list all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Crappy Christmas Card (Standard Greeting Card Size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 White Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 Pre-installed CR2032 Batteries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret to Stopping the Music:\u003c\/strong\u003e Close and open the card 3 times, then press the button 3 times, holding the final press. But do not tell them right away. Where is the fun in that?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: INGESTION HAZARD.\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains button cell batteries. Death or serious injury can occur if ingested. Seek immediate medical attention if ingested. Keep away from children.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN.delivery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67685002346573,"sku":"FUNCHC","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0011\/3249\/4900\/files\/main-christmas.png?v=1792121984","url":"https:\/\/fun.delivery\/products\/crappy-christmas-card","provider":"FUN.delivery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}