{"product_id":"man-akin","title":"Man Akin","description":"\u003ch3\u003eThe Man Who Only Says the Right Things.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMan Akin, the talking inflatable improved man.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the perfect man. He's 6 feet tall, agrees with everything, and never complains about your shopping habits. There's just one little catch. He's inflatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e6 feet tall and inflatable\u003c\/strong\u003e — life-sized, zero maintenance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSays 15 things an actual man might not\u003c\/strong\u003e — including \"I was wrong\" and \"Let's ask for directions\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSound device attaches to his watch area\u003c\/strong\u003e — press to play, hold to turn on\/off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeflates and folds away\u003c\/strong\u003e — or stays inflated as your new roommate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot a life-saving device. But also kind of is.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Man Akin?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy settle for an actual man when you can have one who only says what you want to hear? Meet Man Akin, the 6-foot talking inflatable man who never complains, leaves dishes in the sink, or forgets to compliment you. With 15 prerecorded phrases, including \"You do not have too many shoes,\" he's the perfect guest for bachelorette parties, divorce celebrations, or a surprise encounter behind your roommate's door. Just inflate him, press his button, and enjoy the company. Finally, a man you can put away when you've had enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bachelorette parties, divorce parties, White Elephant gift exchanges, birthday surprises, April Fools' pranks, and anyone tired of dating actual humans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 Man Akin inflatable man and 1 sound device (15 prerecorded phrases)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN.delivery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31073646248013,"sku":"FUNMAK","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0011\/3249\/4900\/files\/Man_Akin_Hero_Square.png?v=1772660071","url":"https:\/\/fun.delivery\/products\/man-akin","provider":"FUN.delivery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}