{"product_id":"yeww-farted","title":"Yeww Farted","description":"\u003ch3\u003eThe Blame is Already on Someone Else.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot a friend who would rather disappear than admit to farting in public? Perfect. Stick this tiny noise maker under their chair, act innocent, and let everyone draw their own conclusions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree different fart sounds\u003c\/strong\u003e — variety keeps it realistic and unpredictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlays every 3 minutes\u003c\/strong\u003e — frequent enough to cause immediate suspicion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdhesive-backed and slim\u003c\/strong\u003e — under a chair is the classic move\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest used on people who would NEVER\u003c\/strong\u003e — and now everyone thinks they did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy Yeww Farted?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing ruins a perfectly quiet moment like a suspicious fart. Yeww Farted is a sneaky little fart noise maker that plays three realistic fart sounds every three minutes. Hide it under a chair, press the button, and let the confusion unfold. First comes the awkward silence, then the side-eyes, followed by someone desperately insisting it wasn't them. Meanwhile, you're just enjoying the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e offices, classrooms, family dinners, long car rides, and anyone whose reputation for being above this sort of thing makes them the perfect target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 Yeww Farted prank device with 3 AG13 batteries\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.3 × 4.2 × 0.9 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three realistic fart sounds, adhesive backing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSound:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plays every 3 minutes\n\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUN.delivery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32289695400013,"sku":"FUNFRT","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0011\/3249\/4900\/files\/main-yeww-farted-v2_352a70bd-f8ae-4554-9aa9-3bb41ecedcbe.png?v=1790123286","url":"https:\/\/fun.delivery\/products\/yeww-farted","provider":"FUN.delivery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}