The office has a rhythm to it. You get dressed like a person, you sit near other people, and you spend the day quietly managing things you would not have to manage at home. Working in your own kitchen means you can toot whenever you please. An open-plan office does not offer the same freedom.
Well, maybe you can still toot whenever you see fit, if you have the right device. Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt pads filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place, and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet.
With Subtle Butt, nobody in your office knows you have a gassy booty. Do you know what we're saying? All right. Well, we hope these make those toots a little more subtle.
Be sure to tag @fundeliveryus in any of the jokes and pranks you're pulling off right now.
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