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Elevate your white elephant party, office prank, or gag-gift exchange with theĀ Casa de CacaĀ boxāa truly unexpected and hilarious surprise. From the elegantly tied satin ribbon and sophisticated dark chocolate box, your recipient will expect a gourmet confection. They'll open it to find a stunning (and slightly unsettling) collection of what looks exactly like eight pieces of realistic, sculpted... well, you know.
This artisanal "chocolate" collection featuresĀ eight different, remarkably realistic pieces of fake poop, crafted to maximize shock and hilarity. The box insert even features mock gourmet flavors and shapes, including:
Chocolate Soft ServeĀ (The classic swirl)
Sticky Mud Pie TruffleĀ (A tightly coiled lump)
Creamy Peanut Butter SurpriseĀ (A pale, knotted specimen)
Volcanic Mexican Hot ChocolateĀ (A dark, ridged log)
Maple Glazed Breakfast LogĀ (A long, smooth cylinder)
Espresso Fudge GranitaĀ (A thin, dark spiral)
Pumpkin Spice LatrineĀ (A twisted, yellow log)
Pecan TurdleĀ (A classic, coiled 'turdle')
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The Ultimate Gag Gift:Ā Perfect for White Elephant, Secret Santa, or just an epic prank on a friend or colleague.
Premium Presentation:Ā Comes in a sophisticated, ribbon-tied box with the elegant "casa de cacao" logo for maximum deceptive impact.
Unforgettable Reaction:Ā Guaranteed to be the most talked-about (and photographed) gift of the night!
Zero Calories, Zero Cleanup:Ā They look like the real deal, but they're just highly realistic, non-edible novelty items.
Don't settle for a boring gift. Give them a box of pure, high-end humor!