Pocket Catholic Guilt: On-Demand Portable Sweat Inducer

Are you sick of being fed news, programming and even ads all targeted to what YOU want to hear? Then meet Pocket Catholic Guilt: On-Demand Portable Sweat Inducer that will give you a bite-sized dose of Catholic Guilt whenever you need it most. The compact speaker is activated at the press of a button and has ten different phrases to take you back to the good old days when Sister Mary was trying her best to impart some better judgement. 

You'll hear, among others:

• Modest is hottest
• Of course I believe you. When was the last time you went to confession?
• You met someone? Are they Catholic?

Contains one device, 5 cm diameter x 0.9 cm high
Includes three 1.5V batteries (AG13)
Made in China