Crappy Birthday Card

The Birthday Card That Won't Shut Up

Some birthday songs are unforgettable. This one just refuses to end.

• THE SONG THAT WON'T QUIT — This funny musical birthday card plays an annoyingly catchy birthday song on repeat. The longer it plays, the better their face gets.
• THE BUTTON OF FALSE HOPE — Think the stop button works? Nope. A sneaky 3-second pause makes them think it is finally over. Nice try.
• INNOCENT LOOKS, EVIL INTENTIONS — Looks like an ordinary birthday card, but hides a musical prank inside. They will never see it coming.
• SIGN, SEAL & PRANK — No setup, no fuss. Write your message, slip the card into the included white envelope, and let the chaos begin.

Why Crappy Birthday Card?

Crappy Birthday Card turns a sweet birthday wish into a hilariously annoying prank. Hand it to a friend, coworker or sibling and watch them hunt for an off switch while the song plays on repeat. The fake stop button and the sneaky 3-second pause convince them it is over… until it starts again. Happy birthday. Hope you REALLY like that song!

Perfect for: Funny birthday cards, birthday pranks, gag gifts, funny birthday gifts, office birthday parties, prank-loving siblings, and that one friend who really deserves a taste of their own medicine.

Includes:

• 1 Crappy Birthday Card (Standard Greeting Card Size)
• 1 White Envelope
• 2 Pre-installed CR2032 Batteries

Secret to Stopping the Music: Close and open the card 3 times, then press the button 3 times, holding the final press. But do not tell them right away. Where is the fun in that?

WARNING: INGESTION HAZARD. Contains button cell batteries. Death or serious injury can occur if ingested. Seek immediate medical attention if ingested. Keep away from children.