Crappy Birthday Card

The Card That Never, Ever Stops.

• Starts playing a mildly annoying birthday song the moment it's opened — and keeps going
• Features a fake button to stop it — which does absolutely nothing
• Restarts after a 3-second fake-out — just when they think it's over
• Only you know the real way to stop it — close and open 3 times, press button 3 times, hold last press
• Comes with a white envelope — looks completely innocent from the outside

Why the Crappy Birthday Card?

The birthday card is so engrained in western culture that people spend $6 on a folded piece of paper with pre-written emotion. This is better. The Crappy Birthday Card looks perfectly normal — happy birthday graphics, appropriate sentiment inside — until they open it. Then it plays. And plays. And plays. The fake button on the front gives false hope. The 3-second fake-out is genuinely cruel. The look on their face when they realize they have to figure it out themselves? Priceless. This birthday will not be forgotten.

Perfect for: any birthday, coworkers, siblings, parents, and anyone who has ever given you a card that plays music.

Details: Includes 2 x CR2032 batteries + white envelope | Standard greeting card size