Crappy Christmas Card

The Christmas Card That Will Not Stop Singing!

What's better than a Christmas card? One that drives your friends absolutely nuts. It starts with a sweet holiday greeting and ends with them desperately trying to stop the music. Merry Christmas, sucker.

• THE CHRISTMAS SONG THAT WILL NOT QUIT: It plays on repeat. The longer it plays, the funnier their reactions get.
• THE BUTTON OF FALSE HOPE: The stop button does absolutely nothing. A sneaky 3-second pause makes them think it is over. Nice try!
• SIGN, SEAL & PRANK: No setup. Batteries are pre-installed and a white envelope is included. Sign it, seal it, let the holiday chaos begin.

Why Crappy Christmas Card?

Crappy Christmas Card looks like a sweet holiday greeting with a cute winking tree, but surprise! Once your friend opens it, the Christmas music just won't stop! The stop button? Useless. And just when they think it's finally over, a sneaky 3-second pause ends and the music starts AGAIN! With batteries pre-installed and a message inside that says, “May your holiday fun never end,” this hilarious Christmas prank card makes sure the fun really doesn't. Merry Christmas, sucker!

Perfect for: Funny Christmas gifts, White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa gifts, stocking stuffers for adults, office holiday parties, and that friend who has been on your naughty list all year.

Includes:

• 1 Crappy Christmas Card (Standard Greeting Card Size)
• 1 White Envelope
• 2 Pre-installed CR2032 Batteries

Secret to Stopping the Music: Close and open the card 3 times, then press the button 3 times, holding the final press. But do not tell them right away. Where is the fun in that?

WARNING: INGESTION HAZARD. Contains button cell batteries. Death or serious injury can occur if ingested. Seek immediate medical attention if ingested. Keep away from children.