Crappy Richard Card

The Card That Will Not Shut Up, for the Guy Who Will Not Either!

Got a friend named Richard who hates that nickname? This prank card is about to become his worst nightmare, and your favorite joke.

• THE DICK THAT WILL NOT QUIT: It says it on repeat. The longer it goes, the funnier his reaction gets.
• THE BUTTON OF FALSE HOPE: The stop button does absolutely nothing. A sneaky 3-second pause makes him think it is over. Nice try!
• SIGN, SEAL & PRANK: No setup. Batteries are pre-installed and a white envelope is included. Sign it, seal it, let the chaos begin.

Why Crappy Richard Card?

Got a Rick, Rich, or Richard who can dish it out but can't take it? Crappy Richard Card asks, “Are you sure you don’t want to be called Richard?” Inside, it reads, “Here’s to one ballsy guy,” then starts chanting “Dick. Dick. Dick.” on repeat! Watch him laugh, hit the useless stop button, and fall for a sneaky 3-second pause before it starts all over again. The perfect talking prank card for priceless reactions. Sorry, Richard!

Perfect for: Funny birthday gifts for men, bachelor party gag gifts, retirement parties, white elephant gift exchanges, adult prank gifts, and every Richard who is about to regret opening his mail.

Includes:

• 1 Crappy Richard Card (Standard Greeting Card Size)
• 1 White Envelope
• 2 Pre-installed CR2032 Batteries

Secret to Stopping It: Close and open the card 3 times, then press the button 3 times, holding the final press. But do not tell him right away. Where is the fun in that?

WARNING: INGESTION HAZARD. Contains button cell batteries. Death or serious injury can occur if ingested. Seek immediate medical attention if ingested. Keep away from children.