Dick Swinging Contest: The Game!

Finally, a Way to See Who Really Has the Biggest... Swing.

• Tie the weighted package around your waist, use your hips to knock the target ball — no hands allowed
• Includes 2 weighted packages with 2 fuzzy balls each — for that extra touch of authenticity
• Play head-to-head duels or relay races — competitive, physical, genuinely hilarious
• The ultimate passive-aggressive gift — for the coworker who always has to be right
• Warning: may cause sore abs, bruised egos, and extreme laughter

Why Dick Swinging Contest?

We've all been in that meeting. Everyone trying to prove who's the biggest. It's time to stop talking about it and settle it literally. Dick Swinging Contest: The Game takes the metaphorical battle for dominance and turns it into a physical challenge involving hip movement, a weighted package, and fuzzy balls. Beneath the jokes, it's a genuinely competitive game. The cardio is real. The laughter is guaranteed.

Perfect for: bachelor and bachelorette parties, office parties, white elephant gifts, and the coworker who really, really needs to be taken down a peg.

Details: 2 weighted packages (2 fuzzy balls each) | 2 target balls | Instructions | For ages 18+