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Finally, a way to see who really has the biggest... swing.
We’ve all been in that meeting. You know the one—where the egos are flying and everyone is trying to prove who’s boss. Well, it’s time to stop talking about it and start proving it. Dick Swinging Contest: The Game! takes the metaphorical battle for dominance and turns it into a hilarious, literal, physical challenge. It is the ultimate test of rhythm, hip motion, and (let's be honest) confidence.
How It Works: Forget strategy. This is about raw momentum. Tie the weighted "package" around your waist, step up to the line, and use your hips to swing your junk (we mean the game piece!) to knock the target ball across the finish line. No hands allowed. Just you and your hips against the world.
Why You Need This:
The Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Gift: Perfect for that coworker who always has to be right, or your boss who loves a "friendly competition."
Bachelor & Bachelorette Gold: Break the ice instantly. Nothing brings a party together like watching your friends frantically gyrate their hips.
Actually Fun Gameplay: Beneath the jokes, it’s a genuinely competitive active game. You can play head-to-head duels or relay races until you’re breathless from laughing (and the cardio).
Realistic Feel: Unlike the kids' version, this edition features two fuzzy balls inside the pouch for that extra touch of... authenticity.
What’s in the Box? Everything you need to settle the score once and for all:
2 Weighted "Packages" (featuring 2 fuzzy balls each)
2 Target Balls to knock around
Instructions (filled with as many puns as we could fit)
Warning: May cause extreme laughter, bruised egos, and sore abs.
Who will come out on top? Grab a set and find out.
If you like this concept, but don't feel like explaining certain details to your third grader, we also offer Trunk Swinging Contest: The Game!, which only has one fuzzy ball per trunk and no innuendos- just big irrelephant fun.
