Kitty Carpet

The Rug for Mrs. Downstairs

• Reusable downstairs toupee — the merkin you never knew you needed
• 6 color options — from natural to festive to deeply committed
• Trimmable to your desired shape — truly a bespoke experience
• Includes 24 strips of Quick Fix body tape — because placement matters
• 100% polyester faux fur — no actual kitties harmed, we promise

Why Kitty Carpet?

Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution is Kitty Carpet, the reusable downstairs toupee merkin. Available in six colors including 70s Full (black), Hanukkah Bush (blue), Christmas Tree Hugger (green), Heart Red, Natural Pink, and The Carpet Matches The Drapes (blonde) - because 5 colors just wasn't enough. Add the included adhesive strips, stick it exactly where you think it goes, and experience life to the fullest.

Perfect for: bachelorette parties, costume nights, Valentine's Day, holiday themed moments, and anyone who has ever wanted to redecorate.

Details: Approximately 4.5 x 3.5 x 0.2 inches | 100% polyester faux fur | Includes 24 Quick Fix Stick tape strips | Faux fur made in China | Tape made in China of USA materials