Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers

The Original. The Legend. The Fart Pad.

• Activated carbon technology actually works — neutralizes odor before it becomes everyone's problem
• Disposable, discreet, and paper-thin — at 1/16 inch thick, nobody knows it's there
• Stick it where you think it goes — two adhesive strips make placement foolproof
• 5 pads per pack — enough for a chili cook-off, an Indian buffet, and a long flight home
• The gift that says "I love you and also, please" — perfect stocking stuffer for the gassy loved one in your life

Why Subtle Butt?

SBDs. Alti-tooties. Silent-but-deadlies. Whatever you call them, Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizers take the bad part out of the fart. Each pad combines activated carbon, soft fabric, and adhesive to filter odor right at the source. Stick one inside your underwear, live your life, and let the activated carbon do the heavy lifting. Nobody will know. That's the whole point.

Perfect for: long flights, road trips, office life, first dates, chili season, and anyone whose dog is getting blamed for something it didn't do.

Details: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inch | Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon | Charcoal black | 5 per pack | Made in China