Ode to Unwanted Hair
$12.99
Fake mustaches are so 2015. Get your gag or white elephant gift chock full o' hair from here to there:
- Nose Hair (The "Castro")
- Ear Hair (The "Ewok")
- Chest Hair (The "Selleck")
- Side Burns- upstairs or downstairs (The "Borat")
Includes 28 pieces of USA made double-sided body tape.
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