Ode to Unwanted Hair

Finally, a Hair Kit for the Hair You Didn't Know You Were Missing

Ode to Unwanted Hair, the fake body hair gag gift.

Your dad had it. Your uncle still has it. That guy at the pool definitely has it. And now, for one glorious evening, so can you.

• Four outrageous fake hair styles — nose, ear, chest, and sideburn hair nobody asked for
• Castro, Ewok, Selleck, and Borat — four looks best kept out of family photos
• 28 pieces of double-sided body tape — keeps the hair on and the stares coming
• Just peel, stick, and go — instant hair, zero grooming required
• Four hilariously hairy disguises — one bad look is never enough

Some people spend years trying to get rid of unwanted body hair. You're about to put it on voluntarily. Ode to Unwanted Hair comes with four ridiculous fake hair styles for your nose, ears, chest, and sideburns. Stick them on, show up at a party, and act completely normal while everyone tries to figure out what happened to you. Perfect for white elephant gifts, costume parties, or making your family slightly uncomfortable at dinner. Just another hairy situation.

Each kit includes four legendary looks:

• Nose Hair (The "Castro" — power move)
• Ear Hair (The "Ewok" — surprisingly distinguished)
• Chest Hair (The "Selleck" — you either earn this or you buy it)
• Sideburns (The "Borat" — upstairs or downstairs, no judgment)

Included: 28 Pieces of Double-Sided Body Tape