Ode to Unwanted Hair

Finally, a Hair Kit for the Hair You Didn't Know You Were Missing

Your dad had it. Your uncle still has it. That guy at the pool definitely has it. And now, for one glorious evening, so can you.

Ode to Unwanted Hair is the full-body hair experience that fake mustaches could never deliver. Whether it's a white elephant gift, a holiday party, or just a Tuesday when someone needs to become a different person entirely, this kit has you covered. Literally.

Each kit includes four legendary looks:

• Nose Hair (The "Castro" — power move)
• Ear Hair (The "Ewok" — surprisingly distinguished)
• Chest Hair (The "Selleck" — you either earn this or you buy it)
• Sideburns (The "Borat" — upstairs or downstairs, no judgment)

Includes 28 pieces of USA-made double-sided body tape, because commitment to the bit matters.