$12.99
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The birthday card is so engrained in western culture that people readily spend $6 on a folded piece of paper with some graphics and pre-written emotion. Take your birthday card game up a notch by giving the most memorable card ever produced- our new Crappy Birthday Card. Germane-enough "Happy Birthday" graphics appeal to just about everyone on the card front, but opening the card starts a mildly annoying G-rated song that seemingly never ends. Appropriately, the message inside the card says "may your birthday fun never end" as it keeps playing, and restarts after a 3 second fake out. There is even a fake button to press to try and turn it off, but only you know the real way to get it to stop is to close & open it 3 times then press the button 3 times, holding the last press- OR to destroy it in a fit of desperation. And the birthday card you sent will definitely be remembered.
Contains two CR2032 batteries & a white envelope
