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Tired of the peaceful predictability of a quiet office? Does the tranquility of your carpool's ride make you nauseous? Then you need to introduce them to the glorious, unmissable auditory chaos of What The Honk, the newest, and arguably most obnoxious, installment in our line of covert sound prank devices.
From the expert pranksters who brought you the delicate chirping of Frickin' Cricket and the feline fury of Meow Hear This, we now present the majestic car horn. Hidden in plain sight—or, ideally, under a seat, in a glovebox, or stuck under your victim's desk—this sleek, unassuming white device is ready to transform any environment into the most frustrating intersection in rush hour traffic.
The Signature Sound: A single, loud, and utterly jarring car horn blast. It's the sound of someone saying, "Get out of the way!" but to no one in particular, every five minutes on the dot.
The Timing: The five-minute interval is scientifically calibrated to be just long enough for your victim to settle back into a state of blissful, unsuspecting peace, but just short enough to completely derail any attempt at sustained focus or relaxation.
The Installation: Simply flip the ON/OFF switch (as if you'd ever turn it off), place it in the hardest-to-find spot imaginable, and walk away. The device runs on included alkaline batteries.
The Payoff: Watch as the recipient of your generosity slowly descends into a state of low-grade fury, checking their phone, glancing out the window, and eventually, crawling on their hands and knees to hunt down the phantom noise.
As with all our sound pranks, the What The Honk device is designed for maximum exasperation with minimum effort. It's small, durable, and features an adhesive backing, allowing for discreet placement that only a true expert in auditory annoyance could appreciate. 3.25 x 1.5 inches (8.3 x 4.2 x 0.9 cm) with 3 included 1.5V alkaline batteries (AG13)
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for strained friendships, productivity losses, or any property damage that may occur when your victim eventually finds the device and subjects it to a stress test against the nearest solid object.
1) Flip the black switch to the on position. You will hear a horn to indicate the device is on- if not, contact us immediately for some replacement batteries.
2) It is best to hide in a place that will slightly muffle the sound, like a drawer. The batteries will last for about 3-4 days if left on. Turn the black switch to off to save battery life.
3) The adhesive included will last for 1-2 uses. After that, as with most adhesive, it will be spent and you can just add your own.
