Kitty Carpet

Meet Kitty Carpet—the reusable downstairs toupee your friends, roommates, and bachelorette crew never asked for but are about to experience anyway. This faux fur merkin comes in six outrageous colors, trims to your preferred shape, and includes 24 Quick Fix body tape strips for easy placement. No actual kitties involved.

Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Costume missing one final detail? Whether you’re surprising the bride-to-be, committing way too hard to a holiday theme, or simply deciding Mrs. Downstairs deserves a makeover, Kitty Carpet turns an ordinary moment into one people won’t forget.

Why You Need Kitty Carpet in Your Life:

CUSTOMIZE THE CHAOS: Trim it neat, leave it dramatic, or shape it however your sense of humor demands.

SIX SHADES OF COMMITMENT: Choose from 70s Full Black, Hanukkah Bush Blue, Christmas Tree Hugger Green, Heart Red, Natural Pink, or The Carpet Matches The Drapes Blonde.

STICK, STRUT, REPEAT: Use the included Quick Fix strips on the non-fuzzy backing, wear it, then save the reusable faux fur for another occasion.

THE REACTION IS HALF THE FUN: Expect double takes, laughter, and at least one person asking where you found it.

Perfect For:

• BACHELORETTE PARTIES: More memorable than another sash.
• COSTUME NIGHTS: The finishing touch no one saw coming.
• HOLIDAY MOMENTS: Valentine’s Day, Christmas, Hanukkah, and themed parties.
• JUST BECAUSE: For anyone who thinks downstairs could use a little redecorating.

Includes: 1 Kitty Carpet + 24 Quick Fix Stick body tape strips
Size: Approx. 4.5 x 3.5 x 0.2 inches
Material: 100% polyester faux fur