Man Akin

The Man Who Only Says the Right Things.

• 6 feet tall and inflatable — life-sized, zero maintenance
• Says 15 things an actual man might not — including "I was wrong" and "Let's ask for directions"
• Sound device attaches to his watch area — press to play, hold to turn on/off
• Deflates and folds away — or stays inflated as your new roommate
• Not a life-saving device. But also kind of is.

Why Man Akin?

Why have an actual man hanging around when you could have something better? Man Akin only talks when you want him to, and he only says things you want to hear. He doesn't leave dishes in the sink or disappear during chores. At 6 feet tall he's life-sized, inflates with a pump, and comes with a sound device loaded with 15 phrases including "You do not have too many shoes" and "Forget the game, let's watch The Notebook again." He's been a lot of people's best guest at a lot of parties.

Perfect for: bachelorette parties, divorce parties, girls' trips, jump scare pranks, and anyone who has ever wanted the last word.

Details: 6 feet tall inflatable | Includes adhesive-backed sound device with 15 phrases | Inflate with pump (not included) | Made in China