Man Akin

The Man Who Only Says the Right Things.

Meet the perfect man. He's 6 feet tall, agrees with everything, and never complains about your shopping habits. There's just one little catch. He's inflatable.

• 6 feet tall and inflatable — life-sized, zero maintenance
• Says 15 things an actual man might not — including "I was wrong" and "Let's ask for directions"
• Sound device attaches to his watch area — press to play, hold to turn on/off
• Deflates and folds away — or stays inflated as your new roommate
• Not a life-saving device. But also kind of is.

Why Man Akin?

Why settle for an actual man when you can have one who only says what you want to hear? Meet Man Akin, the 6-foot talking inflatable man who never complains, leaves dishes in the sink, or forgets to compliment you. With 15 prerecorded phrases, including "You do not have too many shoes," he's the perfect guest for bachelorette parties, divorce celebrations, or a surprise encounter behind your roommate's door. Just inflate him, press his button, and enjoy the company. Finally, a man you can put away when you've had enough.

Perfect for: Bachelorette parties, divorce parties, White Elephant gift exchanges, birthday surprises, April Fools' pranks, and anyone tired of dating actual humans.

Includes: 1 Man Akin inflatable man and 1 sound device (15 prerecorded phrases)