Pocket Jewish Guilt: On-Demand Portable Sweat Inducer

Are you sick of being fed news, programming and even ads all targeted to what YOU want to hear? Then meet Pocket Jewish Guilt: On-Demand Portable Sweat Inducer that will give you a bite-sized dose of Jewish Guilt whenever you need it most. The compact speaker is activated at the press of a button and has ten different phrases to take you back to the good old days when your Bubbe was trying her best to impart some better judgement. 

You'll hear, among others:

• How come you didn't call?
• Are you sure you want to eat that?
• You met someone? Are they Jewish?

Contains one device, 5 cm diameter x 0.9 cm high
Includes three 1.5V batteries (AG13)
Made in China